10 Side-effects of Salsa and Salsa


The Dancing Chefs at Salsa and Salsa receive over ten thousand chefs per year in Cozumel, Mazatlan and Cabo San Lucas. We teach everybody the fun ins and outs of Salsa making and Salsa dancing, while enjoying free-flowing margaritas. But there are hidden side-effects behind this interactive cooking and dancing tour. And here they are…

  • You will not like margaritas made with Margarita mix


lime margarita

Back in the day that you had not been to Salsa and Salsa, you could enjoy any Margarita. But once you know what a REAL Margarita tastes like, the margarita-mix version won’t taste as good as it used to. The only solution is to buy a bottle of Tequila and Cointrea and some key limes and make your own Margaritas. TIP: teach the bartender how to make a REAL Margarita!

 

  • You won’t buy canned Salsas

salsa roja
Canned or bottled Salsas are more and more available outside Mexico. Even though it’s handy to open a can, you will find that these ketchup versions can’t compare to a Fiery Salsa Roja or Tangy Green Salsa made by the best Chef (YOU!).  TIP: roast your Salsa ingredients during the weekend and mush up your fresh Salsas in a matter of minutes.}

  • You will develop an addiction to spicy food

young chef making salsa

The world becomes a sad place without spicy food. Tabasco, Sriracha or Louisiana hot sauce become your faithful companions during meals. And the worst is that you will add more and more every time!

 

  • You will start speaking Spanish

salud CZM

“Holy Guacamole”… que pasa? After visiting Salsa and Salsa you will speak and toast like a true Mexican: Salud, Dinero y mucho mucho amor! And apart of Hola and Adios, you will use words like ‘Cerveza’, ‘Baño’ and ‘Gracias’.

 

  • You will recognize strange kinds of food

Mexican grocery items

The vegetable section of your Mexican grocery store will all of a sudden look familiar. Green tomatoes, serranos, jicama and guavas will become part of your daily diet and you will know the difference between cilantro and flat-leaf parsley.

  • Your body will move in strange ways

Salsa moves

Gone are the days that you could listen to Salsa music and stand still. Now you will find your body moving in ways you previously thought impossible and you will mumble to yourself….Sea-side, bar-side……

 

  • You will shout out  ‘Olé’ on unexpected moments

Even your well-behaved self will relapse into ‘Salsa-mode’ occasionally and you will blurt out ‘Olé’. This will cause your family, friends or co-workers to wonder what’s going on and you will have to explain the reason why.

 

  • You will know what a ‘molcajete’ is and use it too

making salsa verde

The Mexican mortar (a.k.a. ‘Molcajete’: Mohl-cah-HE-te) will become a tool you recognize and use. The secret to a perfect Salsa lies in the Mexican mortar and mushing skills of the chef. TIP: Use the press-and-roll for a perfect consistency  😉

  • You will brag about your Salsas

the BEST Salsa

You will display a certain level of arrogance regarding your Salsas. You will disdain any bottled Salsas served at parties and argue with other chefs about how to make the BEST Salsa: more/less cilantro, more/less salt, more/less lime, roasted/boiled ingredients, etc.

 

  • You will go back to Mexico for a refresher class at Salsa and Salsa

welcome back Dancing Chefs

This last danger is imminent from the moment you leave the Salsa and Salsa tour. You will look at the photos from your holidays in Mexico and automatically book your next cruise or stay. Even up to 1 1/2 years ahead of time. TIP: to mitigate these symptoms, take your recipe sheet and dice up a Pico de Gallo.

 

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